About Us

 Kim's Nose Knows Best!

Welcome to the world-renowned "Pyongyang Perfect Nose Palace" led by none other than the Supreme Leader of Snouts, Kim Jong Un! After mastering the art of rocket science (literally), our dear leader decided that the skies weren't the limit. So, he turned his attention to the next best thing: noses!

Why, you ask? Because in the DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Kim-Noses), we believe that a nose isn't just a nose. It's a symbol of power, prestige, and perfect aerodynamics (for those quick getaways).

Our Specialties:

  • The Supreme Sniffer: A nose so powerful, it can detect a foreign journalist from a mile away.
  • The Rocket Rhinoplasty: A nose lift that's out of this world! (Rocket launch sound effects included.)
  • The Nuclear Nostril: For those who want to make a statement that's explosive!

Why Choose Us?

Because our dear leader said so! And also, because we have a 100% success rate. (Note: Success is defined by our dear leader, and questioning this rate may or may not lead to a free trip to a "special" resort in the countryside.)

So, if you're looking to change your nose and possibly your entire life (no guarantees on the latter), come on down to the Pyongyang Perfect Nose Palace. Where every nose knows its place under the sun... and our dear leader!

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